CHAPERONE NEEDED
ATTENTION: All adult males of First Baptist
Church – One of you may have the opportunity for a
six day, all expense paid vacation from Sunday, June
15, through Friday, June 20. Enjoy the beautiful
facilities of Wingate University including swimming
pools, work-out rooms, library, and free internet
service. Nightly parties, excellent food, and the
chance to become better acquainted with three mature
male middle school students in a well appointed four
bedroom apartment. All interested may apply to First
Baptist Church. None refused as long as you can pass
police records check. Perfect job for retirees and
college students. Position expires May 25 when armtwisting
and begging will commence.
– Janis Lewis